Harry Potter Misfit Fics

Title: London Bridge is Falling Down
Rating: K
Genre: Dark-fic
Complete, 6000 Words.
Summary: The Albania story. Crouch, Scrimgeour and Moody want to hunt Voldemort down to his death. Voldemort, hiding in Albania, broken in both body and mind, is no match for them. Or is he? '

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Title: Azrael
Author: eldritcher
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Summary: Circa 1979 - In which Walburga Black is playing a game she doesn't quite understand, Minerva McGonagall is a rare breed of woman, and Voldemort likes to read Gothic Poe stories.

Azrael

Title: Past the Port
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Horace Slughorn, Rubeus Hagrid. Various pairings mentioned, but nothing explicit.
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~5400
Summary:

Two things of which Minerva was very fond were propriety and Scotch. It was so rare these days, she reflected, that Scotch got a look-in.

A story about the trials of life, the joy of experience, and the importance of friendship – in which Horace soul-searches, Hagrid blushes, and Minerva surprises them both.

Warnings: Tipsy professors?

Author's Notes: This was written for miss_morland in the 2013 edition of the delightful hoggywartyxmas fest. I tried to include a few of Miss M's different prompts, here: ‘McGonagall/older woman,’ ‘Someone spends Christmas alone, against their will,’ and ‘The Little Match Girl’.


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Ttile: Storm Detatchment (ch.1/?)
Author: Arrisha
Genre: Tragedy, Drama, Angst, Slash
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Includes Harry/Snape
Summary: During World War III, Harry Potter, the orphaned boy who once survived the Killing Curse, was thought to be Lord Voldemort's right hand.
Warnings: Read and find out.
P.S. Please don't forget to leave a review. It is always encouraging for the author.

Title: Cassandra’s Gift
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters: Sybill Trelawney, Luna Lovegood
Rating: G
Word Count: ~2700

Summary: In front of her lay the free copy that she had been promised – the people at The Quibbler were very nice; so very much nicer than those horrid scribblers at The Prophet… and here it was in print, word-for-word, exactly as Sybill had spoken it.

Author's Notes: This was written in response to vaysh’s prompt, ‘Fic that explores Sybill's Seer talent’, in the excellent hoggywartyxmas fest. Despite Minerva's taunting on the subject, I’ve managed a little more than a drabble!


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Title: listen to the stories playing in your head
Rating/Warnings: PG13, a ‘medical’ procedure called unwinding whereby a person is taken apart and everything is donated
Length: 2,550 words
Summary: Unwinding is a Muggle practise. Until Death Eaters effectively take over the Ministry of Magic and start sending children who are Muggle-Borns, Halfbloods, and Muggle sympathisers to Muggle harvesting clinics. The idea, the Ministry states, is to return that which belongs to the Muggle world to the Muggle world.
Author Notes: An AU fusion with Unwind written for luvscharlie. The first paragraph is taken from the opening of Neal Shusterman’s Unwind, and a few other sentences describing unwinding were lifted from parts of the book as well. This fic assumes that the ‘not so distant future’ of Unwind occurred prior to the events of Harry Potter so that the story is set in the 1990s. There is a possible moment of Real Person Fanfiction, or at least it's kind of intended to be, but it’s an AU of RPF so it kind of isn’t really. All clear as mud? Great.

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Title: Between Here and Now and Forever
Rating: PG-13
Characters: All four Hogwarts founders, numerous major and minor original characters, and Helena Ravenclaw.
Genre: Humor/Drama/Adventure
Summary: All Godric wanted was a quiet life of scholarship, ideally one that didn't involve starving to death. So when two old friends (well, acquaintances, really) showed up and offered him a teaching job, he took it with few reservations, not realizing how extensively he was involving himself in international magical politics.
Length: Long. (FF.N says 175,985 words.) WIP.

Pairings are present, but in the background (although some chapters have fade-to-black implied sex); there is established Helga Hufflepuff/OMC, past Rowena Ravenclaw/OMC(s) and some one-sided crushing. Contains some minor romance subplots of various kinds, but the focus of the plot is politics, magical theory, and humor.

The first chapter is here. The newest chapter is Chapter 32. There is also a master Founders post with links to other archives.

Crossposted to genfic_hogwarts, potterpast, and the_foundry.

Title: Between Here and Now and Forever
Rating: PG-13
Characters: All four Hogwarts founders, numerous major and minor original characters, and Helena Ravenclaw.
Genre: Humor/Drama/Adventure
Summary: All Godric wanted was a quiet life of scholarship, ideally one that didn't involve starving to death. So when two old friends (well, acquaintances, really) showed up and offered him a teaching job, he took it with few reservations, not realizing how extensively he was involving himself in international magical politics.
Length: Long. (FF.N says 168,440 words.) WIP.

Pairings are present, but in the background (although some chapters have fade-to-black implied sex); there is established Helga Hufflepuff/OMC, past Rowena Ravenclaw/OMC(s) and some one-sided crushing. Contains some minor romance subplots of various kinds, but the focus of the plot is politics, magical theory, and humor.

The first chapter is here. The newest chapter is Chapter 31. There is also a master Founders post with links to other archives.

Crossposted to genfic_hogwarts, potterpast, and the_foundry.

Title: Between Here and Now and Forever
Rating: PG-13
Characters: All four Hogwarts founders, numerous major and minor original characters, and Helena Ravenclaw.
Genre: Humor/Drama/Adventure
Summary: All Godric wanted was a quiet life of scholarship, ideally one that didn't involve starving to death. So when two old friends (well, acquaintances, really) showed up and offered him a teaching job, he took it with few reservations, not realizing how extensively he was involving himself in international magical politics.
Length: Long. (FF.N says 160,561 words.) WIP.

Pairings are present, but in the background (although some chapters have fade-to-black implied sex); there is established Helga Hufflepuff/OMC, past Rowena Ravenclaw/OMC(s) and some one-sided crushing. Contains some minor romance subplots of various kinds, but the focus of the plot is politics, magical theory, and humor.

The first chapter is here. The newest chapter is Chapter 30. There is also a master Founders post with links to other archives.

Crossposted to genfic_hogwarts, potterpast, and the_foundry.